Don't Forget: Never Trust a Cop

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This reminds me of a story a friend told me (who shall remain nameless) who was stopped for drunk driving. This woman is a black-belt in karate , and was given a series of balance tests which she passed with flying colors. She was very good at answering the questions as well, being a down-to-earth Texas girl responding truthfully and matter-of-factly to each question. Unlike this garrulous good-ole-boy, she was finally let go.

I asked "Were you drunk?

"I was stone-cold drunk!"

"Did the cops know it?"

"I think they did, but they had to let me go, I guess I kinda won them over."

She also never admitted to anything....